Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 847171 times)

you get a .pdf file

I Put in a Genuine Bob Ross Painting


you get this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHMdYPlio7Q

i put in the keys for an oldsmobile bravada

you get yo mama is yo mam is gay roaseted xD



I insert my... "HOTDOG" wink wink

the vending machine sucks you in, richard first, into a dense conglomerate of machinery that shreds, burns, and crushes you over and over until you are spat out of the machine as nothing more than a pile of red mush.


i ruthlessly beat the vending machine with a spiked bat

the vending machine starts a global rebellion of vending machines and loving takes over the world. the world is now under vending machine rule.

thread over, stop posting



jk alternate universe lets go

i insert brickadia

you get blockland with pretty graphics


i insert a half-life disc

you get a full-life disc


i put it a freshly made dead dog pizza

skip


i insert several venezuelan bolivar

a single U.S. dollar is dispensed from the machine

i insert a hockey stick handle

you get a


i insert my FAT rooster and BALLS

skip

I Put in a copy of Neil Breen's masterpiece "Fateful Findings"


skip

i insert the overuse of skip in this thread recently