Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Goth77]

you get car keys to a 2008 honda civic with no power steering

I insert poop on a log

[Ad Bot]

[BrickQuake]

The mud man returns, struggling to climb back into the vending machine. Eventually, after an awkward amount of time standing there he gets in, taking control of the vending machine. He slams the snack vendor multiple times on top of you, although unharmed, somehow, you get an expired bag of knock off Cheetos, not something reaffirming especially after that ordeal.

I insert a crushed paper cup

[Metalliku]

you get the remains of a very low budget birthday party

i insert a very expensive perfume/fragrance

[Goth77]

you get the poop on a log that I inserted earlier, except ironically it smells really nice

I insert a bic lighter

[TableSalt]

you get a bic heavier

i insert about four liters of water

[maxymax13]

you get about 4000 ml of water

i insert a baby seagull

[fuzzytoastedcoconut]

skip


i insert robux

[Metalliku]

you get tix, they have absolutely no value anymore but hey, at least you can keep them to remember the good ol' days!

i insert 3 bottles of bbq sauce

[maxymax13]

you get 5 bbq ingots. with this you can forge bbq armor

i insert one doubloon

[fuzzytoastedcoconut]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I MISS TIXXXXXX 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I CANT STOP CRYING 😭😭😭

[failbros2]

skip, answering maxy

you get a flintlock pistol with a note attached saying "gimme more, use this to help you"

i insert a potato cannon

[Goth77]

you get a flintlock pistol with a note attached saying "gimme more, use this to help you"

i insert a potato cannon

you get 1 baked potato

I insert 3 more bottles of bbq

[armyman12313]

You get a pair of cowboy boots and a marinated slab of ribs.

I insert my drivers license

[foulprairiedog]

You get a drivers license for another country.

I insert a cactus.

[Insert Name Here²]

You get the cactus back and a slip of paper reading "anything's a carrot if you're brave enough"

I insert $1