Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[maxymax13]

You get (τ / 2).

* I insert $mpow(2,31).

[Ad Bot]

[adel]

You get A buffer overrun has been detected which has corrupted the program's internal state. The program can not safely continue execution and must now be terminated.

I insert a zip bomb

[Potatoh]

you get a folder bomb

i insert library of babel

[Smashed_Eggs]

you get the contents of the breached glass database

i insert tetris for gameboy

[Masterlegodude]

You get a Puyo

* Masterlegodude inserts $3.50

[Pompmaker2]

You get a used copy of Elden Ring

I insert a candy

[Conan]

you get $1.50 back

i insert disk 2

[maxymax13]

you get punch card 3 out of 58,035

i insert the month of may

[deadlyblockhead]

you get $3.00 back

I insert contact lenses

[Goth77]

you get reading glasses

I insert a calvin and hobbes comic book

[TurnipBlog]

You get a Garfield Calendar

For 2022

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I insert an old and unreliable flash drive

[armyman12313]

You get a [ NO DEVICES DETECTED ], maybe you have to insert it twice.

I insert a half-eaten grilled cheese

[Smashed_Eggs]

you get a half-remaining grilled cheese

i insert a pinball

[Metalliku]

you get a free copy of sonic spinball (it exists)

i insert an eggplant and a banana

[Masterlegodude]

You get fruit salad

* Masterlegodude inserts a macguffin