Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Dr.Block]

You receive a stern talking to about table manners.

I insert illuminated mstar fishcripts.

[Ad Bot]

[maxymax13]

you get mstar fishcripts written in gold leaf, with pieces of regular paper delicately pasted ontop

i insert a flattened hotpocket sleeve into the banknote slot

[Masterlegodude]

You get shredded cardboard

* Masterlegodude inserts Gwimbly from Smiling Friends

[maxymax13]

you get a rock

i insert a vaguely coin-shaped mass of play-doh

[MINORBRANDON21]

You get a Dollar Bill!

*DewDoritoz inserts The Same Dollar Bill.

[Masterlegodude]

You get two (2) dollars

* Masterlegodude inserts an anthill (full of ants)

[Conan]

you get a ball of mud and one large ant weighing the same as all the ants combined

i insert a bucket of paint

[Nicepoint]

You get a bucket of water, a bucket of styrene, and a bucket of titanium oxide

I insert my beanie

[BrickQuake]

You get a deanie. No matter what you do, it will always be inside out.

I insert an overused toothpick.

[Pepp]

You receive a slurry of crumbs that, on inspection, are revealed to be bits of food and wood shavings.

I insert a stock certificate for 100 shares of Ford Motor Company.

[Dr.Block]

You receive approximately 4.7% of a new 2020 Ford Fusion.

I insert my letter of resignation.

[Masterlegodude]

You get shredded paper (what a shocker!)

* Masterlegodude inserts the shredded remains of Dr.Block's letter

[Blockomaniac]

you get the letter L, made of paper

I insert the letter L

[Pompmaker2]

you get the letter l

I insert two tennis balls

[maxymax13]

you get one dennis ball

I insert 9 quarters.