Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Stick Man]

You get a fist to the face and I steal the headphones back from the machine...

But not before I insert a used condom.

[Ad Bot]

[Bacon Pancakes]

You get a fist to the face and I steal the headphones back from the machine...

But not before I insert a used condom.

Machine jams

Cries

Broken...

[The Subject]

Did someone say broken? *whips out toolbox* I'll fix it! I got my PhD in destroy-crap-even-more-ology.

[TristanLuigi]

Did someone say broken? *whips out toolbox* I'll fix it! I got my PhD in destroy-crap-even-more-ology.

Engineer in a nutshell

[Little Mac]

get outta my way friend

you get hit with a boxing glove filled with horseshoes tied to rope.

[Zanaran2]

You recieve my denture. I needed that.

I steal my denture from you and put it in the machine.

[Darksaber2213]

You get your dentures back, but it looks like someone pooped on them.

* Darksaber2213 inserts some ginger ale.

[TristanLuigi]

You get a dead ginger fermented into ale.

I insert a large banana.

[TheKid]

You get a small tomato

[Ipquarx]

You divided by zero.

* Ipquarx inserts cucumber

[bob12378]

you get a pickle


I insert the Heavy from Team Fortress 2

[Jake White]

You get with the times.

I insert my pair of Sennheiser HD 800s.

holy stuff you have HD800's

can I have them please thank you okay I will PM you my address I am expecting them by wednesday thanks again

OT:
Machine sends you here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2J-FNmshio&feature=related

I insert a sincere lack of money

[TurnipBlog]

You receive your own moneys pay, but doubled!

I insert (sadly) one of my very own ladies.

[Niff]

Your dream gal comes out

I insert my uncomfortable bed

[childofdarkness016]

You get your bed back. In perfect shape.

almost

I put in Legoboss himself.