Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 488082 times)

you get a gust of wind and a slice of cake with a candle in it

i insert another half heart and a birthday card

the machine shoots out more confetti

I insert a gun

you get a gun, but it's a gun 2tm

i insert a stone

You get the finest, smoothest skipping stone you've ever seen.

I insert a tic tac

you get a severed appendage most commonly found on the pedal regions of the human body

i insert a pair of jumper cables

you get a pair of jumper cables and you shove them up your Uncle's asshole

I insert a rubber duck

you get a yellow carrot

i insert a fried chicken leg

you get a live chicken

I insert a kid

you get past lvl 500 on jumping sim

i insert a turkey leg

the machine is on a diet you inconsiderate fool
the machine starts to decay infront of you, before another one crashes through the ceiling, replacing it.

i insert Ketogenic Pancakestm

you are now covered in ketogenic syrup
i insert all the blf website contents

You get over 10 years of stuff and disappointment
(using this in response to the above post if that isn't clear)

i insert some popular kid's phone

a forgetton of supreme clothing and gucci watches spill out of the machine

I insert a wrench

you get a newborn. Congratulations!

i insert a shoe

you get its corresponding shoe

i insert a pair of socks