Author Topic: Discribe Jesus's Computer (Read 25099 times)

Digmaster · October 25, 2008, 01:18:08 AM

He has 2 terabytes of harddrive, and five gigabyte flash drives. However they hold 253 terabytes of data.

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Monty · October 25, 2008, 04:49:36 AM

He has 2 terabytes of harddrive, and five gigabyte flash drives. However they hold 253 terabytes of data.

Though, how many of these hard drives does he possess?
I believe he may have an array spanning about forty-thousand light-millennia.

zombie.cxnt · October 25, 2008, 07:40:00 AM

Jesus' research is in a golden folder :3

He can watch but not touch himself and that's torture.

cybertron · October 25, 2008, 09:57:33 AM

Jesus has richardabytes

Ethan · October 25, 2008, 08:05:54 PM

His hard drive is the sun, that beams his 'creations' down to earth every day.

Sirrus · October 25, 2008, 09:04:39 PM

His computer is so fast that it can emulate itself running faster than it already is.

/Phalacy

zombie.cxnt · October 25, 2008, 09:05:59 PM

His computer died for the sins of the internet.

OrangeJuice · October 25, 2008, 09:18:45 PM

His floppy disks aren't floppy.

lolwut?

cybertron · October 25, 2008, 11:56:17 PM

When Jesus turns on his HOLY computer a person enters blockland and when he turns it off the person gets the Blue Screen of Death

Aphtonites · October 26, 2008, 07:45:02 AM

Jesus doesn't need an anti-virus, he IS the anti-virus.

FF · October 26, 2008, 09:54:15 AM

His computer was created by a Soviet Chuck Norris.

cybertron · October 26, 2008, 11:39:49 AM

His computer was created by a Soviet Chuck Norris.

He IS Soviet Chuck Norris.

OrangeJuice · October 26, 2008, 12:39:29 PM

his graphix card is the chruch 2.0

fail

MrCookie · October 26, 2008, 01:14:08 PM

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COMPUTER BETTER THAN JESUS!

killbunny90210 · October 26, 2008, 01:45:49 PM

He has Gmod
God's Mod