Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

[General Nick]

Jesus loving christ I thought this topic finally died of stupid attempts at poor humor.

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[Talent74]

Stranger:  horny?
You: HURR BURR
Your conversational partner has disconnected
I have the record of the shortest disconnection.

[Talent74]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ASL
Stranger: hey
You: Nah, just kidding.
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[Hifin]

Stranger: hiiiiii
Stranger: asl? :)
You: depends
You: are you gay
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[pitfall]

Me: Hi!
Random guy: You suck!

[Talent74]

Woah, I didn't make that post.

[Chriz]

HOLY JESUS MOTHER forget I MET A NICE PERSON ON OMEGLE!

[PossesedAngel]

I think you talked to me .c

[canto xe]

Chatted with philippiness girl now i got her ym

[Chriz]

I've been talking to this girl from kentucky for hours. :o

[Joltarn]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: quack
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
what the forget did i say?

[duke 838]

I've been talking to this girl from kentucky for hours. :o

I did that with some dutch girl, from 3:00 a.m. to like 5.36 a.m. and it was kinda weird she was 17 and hot as hell though :3

[Chriz]

I did that with some dutch girl, from 3:00 a.m. to like 5.36 a.m. and it was kinda weird she was 17 and hot as hell though :3

i've been talking to her for about 4 hours now. :3

edit: Stranger: Haiiiii:d
Stranger: :D*
You: Hello. :D

[MagicAhrim]

You:  Hello
Stranger: Hi.. male or female? may i see your picture?
You: ..........creep?
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[Ector]

Stranger: hi
You: 'ello.
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