Wish Granted, but...

[brian498]

granted but the contractor fails and it falls apart.


I wish i had a tiger

[Ad Bot]

[shinyarceus4]

Granted, but it mauls you to death.

I wish I could eat a whole stick of butter with no ill effects whatsoever.

[danisaac5]

granted, but your teeth fall out and you get fat.

i wish for a contractor that is brilliant at their job and the house is rebuilt in record time

[Bester Bageler]

Granted but the house only has one bathroom and is missing a wall.

I wish i could fly!

[oleg662]

Granted but the house only has one bathroom and is missing a wall.

I wish i could fly!

Wish granted and you fly-but you don't know how to stop.

I wish I could control people's minds

[Alex Man!]

Wish granted, but you control a very hot girl to do some hot kinky stuff with you, and it turns out she lit herself on fire. Her dead body melts to you and cannot be removed.

I wish for propane and propane accessories.

[oleg662]

Wish granted, but you control a very hot girl to do some hot kinky stuff with you, and it turns out she lit herself on fire. Her dead body melts to you and cannot be removed.

I wish for propane and propane accessories.

Wish granted, but then Hank Hill yells at you for stealing his propane and propane accessories.

I wish I was a fish

[hankyje]

Wish granted but you're out of water

I wish I had my badass computer finished

[Alyx Vance]

Wish granted but it BSODS and catches on fire.




I wish that this damn lighter would work >:C

[beachbum111111]

Wish granted but it blows up in your face

I wish windows 8 wasn't a steaming pile of stuff

[Jacob 123456789]

wish granted but it then costs money to use it by the hour


I wish I could turn into a woman at any time

[Alex Man!]

Wish granted, but you turn into a woman while in the wrong neighborhood and you are raped. You try and change back to a man, but to no avail... These rapists are biloveual.

I wish for some captain crunch.

[Toney]

wish granted, but it blows up :3

I wish I had 3 more wishes

[Alex Man!]

Wish granted, but... The wishes grab you and throw you into an alley. They jump you and steal your wallet.

I wish for Jesus's Pubes.

[Man 2]

Granted--They arrive on your doorstep in a neat glass jar.

I wish to be a legendary novelist.