Wish Granted, but...

[Maxwell23461]

Wish granted, but you now have cancer and an urge to crawl into a hole.

I wish for nothing.

[Ad Bot]

[Kimon]

Wish granted, but you now have cancer and an urge to crawl into a hole.

I wish for nothing.

I wish for a cat in a tuxedo cough like this bamf here cough

[stikman productions]

Granted, but the tuxedo was too tight for the cat and it choked on one of its own coughs
I wish for 3 more wishes

[Linkusofepica]

Wish granted, but no.
I wish nobody will bump this topic

[Bomb Kirby]

Wish granted, but instead of bumping this topic, they bump this.

I wish I had bacon

[crunk.com]

wish granted, but it expired in 04 and smells of thousand year eggs

[Rainzx¹]

You fail to wish, there for the wish expired and you died

I wish for nothing bad to happen to me

[Linkusofepica]

GUYS! STOP POSTING! THE THREAD DIED! AN IDIOT REVIVED IT!
I wish for this thread to finally die.

[Sr3889OX]

Wish granted, but nobody listens.

I wish I could beat Iji on ultimortal. :(

[Bomb Kirby]

Wish granted, but I don't know what that is so I can't really corrupt it.

I wish I had the most posts.

GUYS! STOP POSTING! THE THREAD DIED! AN IDIOT REVIVED IT!
I wish for this thread to finally die.

It's less than a 2 week bump, not that tragic

[CharlesSpeaking]

wish granted, but most of them are blank and you are banned for spam

I wish for scripting skills.

[huddles]

Granted, but the only script you know is to make giant snakees appear and attack everyone.

I wish i had a bike.

[Bomb Kirby]

Granted, but it is missing a wheel

I wish I had a muffin

[Ipquarx]

I granted you a muffin, but I ated it.

I wish for my next wish to be about wishing about wishes.

[Sat]

Wish granted I got confused by the wording and gave you a potato.

I wish for BLF to become a place with a prosperous, friendly, kind, respectful, welcoming, and polite community.