Slay That Dragon

[Nikki]

The Dragon, not happy with you ruling him, makes you the first sacrifice in the new world.

I sing Christmas Carols to the dragon :3

[Ad Bot]

[ultimamax]

The dragon is atheist. He burns you.

I give the dragon a cell-phone.

[Proog]

I stole his reception.

I poured lighter fluid on the dragon.

[Meekl]

He breathes fire igniting it and turning into a DEADLY INFERNO DRAGON
I get my cell phone out and dial 1-800-GRDN-FRMN

[*Magick* Mage]

You have no bars in this zone, and the dragon eats you. :o

I attempt to hug the dragon. <3

[A.R.C.]

You are torn in half by the dragons claws
I throw a master ball

[Meekl]

It just eats it. Nice.
I use noclip and set phasers on pew pew.

[Zenthrox]

Being in noclip, the dragon receives no damage. Instead, the dragon opens your console and divides by zero. Console crash; your data is scattered through cyberspace.

I inflame the dragon's spleen from the inside by poking it repeatedly.

[Welknair]

Acid gushes out of his spleen, disolving your arm before regenerating.

I stick my head down its throat and look for a weak spot. (Totally safe)

[Zenthrox]

A unicorn comes out of nowhere and spears you with its horn.

I respawn and throw a toothpick at the dragon.

[Welknair]

It bounces off, he takes it and perforates your head with it before lightly pulling and tearing your brain in half.

I respawn. I pull out medusa's head.

[Zenthrox]

You pull it out backwards, and you turn to stone. The dragon adds you to his minifigure collection.

I respawn and join the dragon's side.

[Leftus]

I kill him with a ford truck.

Nothing deflects it, its American.
Game over.
If you get the reference, +10 points

[Volko]

The dragon stuffs on the truck and you get crushed.
I inject over 250 mg. of Botox into the dragon via needle.

[Welknair]

You pull it out backwards, and you turn to stone. The dragon adds you to his minifigure collection.

Totally didn't see that one coming...

I respawn and join the dragon's side.

He asks you for a resume, but your dog eats it. So he eats you.

I inject over 250 mg. of Botox into the dragon via needle.

The needle snaps on his scales. He proceeds to sit on you.

I respawn and go get chuck norris to help.