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Author Topic: Yo Momma Jokes (NO stuffPOSTING!)  (Read 21498 times)

i was explaining the joke to you, which still fails to make you understand it.
I can get what you were trying to say, but how you put it doesn't make any sense.

This is how I read it.

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Yo Momma so ugly
Ok, so apparently my mom is ugly.

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if i had a dog as ugly as her
And if you had a dog that was about as ugly as her...

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i would shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards!
You would shave the dogs ass and teach it to walk backwards... Wait wtf..

your mams so fat even fat albert says damn

I can get what you were trying to say, but how you put it doesn't make any sense.

This is how I read it.
Ok, so apparently my mom is ugly.
And if you had a dog that was about as ugly as her...
You would shave the dogs ass and teach it to walk backwards... Wait wtf..

Hes saying that your moms face is so ugly that he would rather see its ass... GET IT NOW? Jesus Christ dude...

wow that was a good joke too, then aml had to go and ruin the moment


Hes saying that your moms face is so ugly that he would rather see its ass... GET IT NOW? Jesus Christ dude...
It wasn't funny, I couldn't understand it, no one can understand it. forget.

Obviously i got it.

Yo momma so fat she's fat
Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
Yo momma so your momma shes your momma
Yo momma so ugly shes as ugly as you
Yo momma so hairy shes hairy
Yo momma so smart she went to school

your mamas so stupid she got locked up in a motorcycle

These jokes don't exist and so is your left leg.


Ok, this is not meant to be tribal, but yo momma like a concrete brick: she's heavy, flat on both sides, and is always getting laid by Mexicans! Sorry, no offence to Mexicans, I just needed to get that out of my system.


Yo momma so easy even the word "easy" make clothes come off

Ok, this is not meant to be tribal, but yo momma like a concrete brick: she's heavy, flat on both sides, and is always getting laid by Mexicans! Sorry, no offence to Mexicans, I just needed to get that out of my system.
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