The Deal [Hiatus]

[Space1255]

"CALM THE forget DOWN I WASNT AIMING IM SORRY

[Ad Bot]

[Legodude77]

HANG ONTO HELICOPTER WITH ONE HAND AND WIELD LEVER RIFLE WITH THE OTHER, LOOKING COOL USING ONLY ONE HAND TO PULL THE LEVEL TERMINATOR STYLE.

[Space1255]

Also grab all the loot because FANCY SUIT HON HON HON

[Just M2]

Try to use cloth from the suit as a bandaid

[tber123]

Try to use cloth from the suit as a bandaid

You patch yourself up with pieces of your suit.

Also grab all the loot because FANCY SUIT HON HON HON

You quickly scoop up the loot!

"CALM THE forget DOWN I WASNT AIMING IM SORRY

You shout an apology to the Rival Mobsters. They ignore it and continue opening fire.

HANG ONTO HELICOPTER WITH ONE HAND AND WIELD LEVER RIFLE WITH THE OTHER, LOOKING COOL USING ONLY ONE HAND TO PULL THE LEVEL TERMINATOR STYLE.

You hang on to the side of the helicopter one-handed and struggle to keep your grip. Climbing into the chopper is the more sensible action, so you do that. Meanwhile, the non-hostile Mobsters try to provide a distraction.

Protagonist fires the Lever Action Rifle one-handed at Rival Mobster, striking the torso!
Rival Mobster breathes heavily, coughing up blood.... And then fades away.
Rival Mobster fires the Sniper Cannon at the chopper, hitting the Landing Skids to no effect!
Rival Mobster sprays the Soviet LMG at Protagonist, but MISTAKENLY strikes the Boss's Pilot in the left leg!
Boss's Pilot shrieks in agony.
Rival Mobster throws a Molotov roostertail straight into the air, but misses and sets his friends on fire, killing them!
Mobster provides covering fire, spraying his All-American LMG into the Rival Mobsters and killing two of them!
Personal Guard sprays his Machine Pistol into the crowd of Rival Mobsters, scattering them!
Rival Mobster fires the Soviet Rifle at Personal Guard, striking the torso four times!
Personal Guard drops to the floor groaning in agony.
Rival Mobster takes aim with the Sniper Cannon at the Pilot!
Mobster fires the Traitor Joe Special .44 at the Rival Mobsters, headshotting three of them in a row!
Rival Mobster fires a burst from the Soviet Rifle, taking out a few Mobsters!

The battle rages on below you as the Boss's Pilot ascends the helicopter! The Rival Mobsters seem to be fighting a losing battle, but the sight of a Rival carrying a grenade launcher sinks that notion!

Rival Grenadier fires the Six-Nader at the nearest group of Mobsters, blowing four of them into bloody chunks!
Rival Grenadier points at the chopper and tells everyone to focus their fire on you again!

One more turn until you can escape. You probably won't live to see it, though.

Inside the Helicopter w/ You:
The Boss's Pilot(Wounded,Bleeding)

People in the Boss's Office:
Personal Guard(Near Death) armed with Combat Knife, 9mm Machine Pistol, Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster(OVERKILLED) armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster(DEAD) armed with Lever Action Shotgun, Fancy Suit

People Inside the Warehouse:
Mobster(NearDeath, Bleeding, Leg Blown Off) armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Double Barrel Shotgun, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Hunting Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with .357 Revolver, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with "Old Reliable" .30-06 Rifle, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with "Old Reliable" .30-06 Rifle, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Traitor Joe Special .44 Revolver, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Japanese Rifle 6.5x50mmSR, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with All-American LMG 5.56, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Bolt Action Rifle .308, Fancy Suit
Mobster armed with Luigi's Custom 5.56 Assault Rifle, Fancy Suit

People Outside the Warehouse:
RIVAL GRENADIER armed with Six-Nader GL
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Hunting Rifle .308, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Hunting Rifle .308, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster(LightlyWounded) armed with Molotov roostertail, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Molotov roostertail, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Civilian Semi-Rifle 5.56, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster(BadlyWounded) armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Civilian Semi-Rifle 5.56, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet Rifle 7.62x39, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster(DeaderThanDisco) armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster(KO) armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Soviet LMG 7.62x54, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Belgian Rifle 7.62x51, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Belgian Rifle 7.62x51, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Sniper Cannon, Fancier Suit
Rival Mobster armed with Sniper Cannon, Fancier Suit
A stuffton of confused bystanders(21 Left)

WEAPONS Lever Action Rifle .44 Henry 6/8 Hand Cannon .50 8/8 (Massive recoil) 6x35mm PDW 30/30 (Spray and pray.) Tranquilizer Pistol 4/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)

ITEMS Mysterious Package (MISSION CRITICAL ITEM) Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone BLOODSTAINED, DAMAGED Pin-Striped Suit+Tie W/ Bowler Hat, Black Pants (Fancy.) Pink Suit/Tie Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops most pistol/SMG rounds and shotgun pellets) Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs

RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 Taser Ammo: 3 .50: 6 6x35mm: 20 .44 Henry: 4 WAREHOUSE UNDER SIEGE BY RIVAL MOBSTERS! CURRENT PHASE: ASSAULT Overall Health: BADLY WOUNDED Blood: [lllllll---] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: SHOT [llllll----] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: SHOT [lllll-----] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Snaked_Snake]

Shoot that guy, if you miss, tell the chopper pilot to fire at the grenadier (if he has weapons on his chopper)

[Refticus]

what the actual forget are we carrying, why do they want it

[tber123]

what the actual forget are we carrying, why do they want it

You open up the package and discover some sort of alien artifact: a glowing stick with a button on it. Inscribed on the glowing stick is a passage written in an alien language. You then close the package.

Shoot that guy, if you miss, tell the chopper pilot to fire at the grenadier (if he has weapons on his chopper)

You pop off a shot from the Lever Action at the Grenadier, managing to strike him in the shoulder right before he can fire, sending a grenade into the floor and killing him.

Rival Mobsters focus their fire on Protagonist John McClass and his helicopter!
Protagonist John McClass survives the barrage of gunfire unscathed! Thats... Odd.
Protagonist John McClass has escaped the Rival Mobsters and is safely out of range!

The chopper suddenly starts losing altitude and spinning in circles. What the hell is the pilot doing?

Inside the Helicopter w/ You:
The Boss's Pilot(????)

WEAPONS Lever Action Rifle .44 Henry 5/8 Hand Cannon .50 8/8 (Massive recoil) 6x35mm PDW 30/30 (Spray and pray.) Tranquilizer Pistol 4/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)

ITEMS Mysterious Package (MISSION CRITICAL ITEM) Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone BLOODSTAINED, DAMAGED Pin-Striped Suit+Tie W/ Bowler Hat, Black Pants (Fancy.) Pink Suit/Tie Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops most pistol/SMG rounds and shotgun pellets) Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs

RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 Taser Ammo: 3 .50: 6 6x35mm: 20 .44 Henry: 4 Overall Health: BADLY WOUNDED Blood: [lllllll---] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: SHOT [llllll----] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: SHOT [lllll-----] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[MTrRxx]

Use helicopterblades to saw down the Lever action into a Mare's Leg style. Then Name it Bloodlust.

[tber123]

Use helicopterblades

You consider grabbing the helicopter blades while they're still spinning, but realize your hands would be cut off! You scream at the pilot to land the plane and let you use the helicopter blades, but he doesn't respond!

All you can hear is the sound of the Boss's Pilot gurgling. You take a look at the Pilot and realize that the barrage of gunfire has wounded him even further, and attempt to give him first aid. The Pilot's injuries are too great, and he dramatically dies in your arms. Tossing the Pilot's corpse out of the chopper, you desperately try to control the damn thing despite your lack of knowledge operating a helicopter. You keep on spinning until you slam into a corporate skyscraper, bouncing the helicopter off of it and into the ground.

Use helicopterblades to saw down the Lever action into a Mare's Leg style. Then Name it Bloodlust.

Now that the chopper is stopped, you saw the Lever Action into a Mare's Leg style and give it a name. Also, its time to deliver the package to your employers, but you don't have any transport and walking on foot will take too long.

How will you get transport?

WEAPONS BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 Henry 5/8 Hand Cannon .50 8/8 (Massive recoil) 6x35mm PDW 30/30 (Spray and pray.) Tranquilizer Pistol 4/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)

ITEMS Mysterious Package (MISSION CRITICAL ITEM) Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone BLOODSTAINED, DAMAGED Pin-Striped Suit+Tie W/ Bowler Hat, Black Pants (Fancy.) Pink Suit/Tie Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops most pistol/SMG rounds and shotgun pellets) Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs

RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 Taser Ammo: 3 .50: 6 6x35mm: 20 .44 Henry: 4 Overall Health: BADLY WOUNDED Blood: [lllllll---] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: SHOT [llllll----] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: SHOT [lllll-----] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Refticus]

repurpose plastic bag as a sail and become a land boat

[tber123]

repurpose plastic bag as a sail and become a land boat

You attach your tiny plastic bag to the broken helicopter and attempt to sail on land. The helicopter moves along at a slow 5 miles per hour, grinding against the ground and sending sparks flying the whole time. A Police Car stalks you and turns on its sirens before shouting at you to pull over.

WEAPONS BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 Henry 5/8 Hand Cannon .50 8/8 (Massive recoil) 6x35mm PDW 30/30 (Spray and pray.) Tranquilizer Pistol 4/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)

ITEMS Mysterious Package (MISSION CRITICAL ITEM) Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone BLOODSTAINED, DAMAGED Pin-Striped Suit+Tie W/ Bowler Hat, Black Pants (Fancy.) Pink Suit/Tie Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops most pistol/SMG rounds and shotgun pellets) Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs

RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 Taser Ammo: 3 .50: 6 6x35mm: 20 .44 Henry: 4 Overall Health: BADLY WOUNDED Blood: [lllllll---] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: SHOT [llllll----] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: SHOT [lllll-----] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Cybertails1998]

yell "YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DEE, BEING A PIRATE'S ALRIGHT WITH ME" etc in response

[Refticus]

ask what the forget you're doing wrong to the stuffcurity officer while still going at a fancy 5 miles per hour.

[tber123]

"YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DEE, BEING A PIRATES ALRIGHT WITH ME! DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIR--" You scream into the heavens before being interrupted..

"SIR! STOP THE LANDBOAT AND COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!" The cop screams into the loudspeaker.

ask what the forget you're doing wrong to the stuffcurity officer while still going at a fancy 5 miles per hour.

"What the forget am I doing wrong, mang?" You ask the Police Officer while refusing to stop your helicopter from scraping across the ground. The cop opens up the side window and shouts:

"Where is your license to operate a land boat? Show me your papers!"

stuffcurity Officer is driving a police car next to you.

WEAPONS BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 Henry 5/8 Hand Cannon .50 8/8 (Massive recoil) 6x35mm PDW 30/30 (Spray and pray.) Tranquilizer Pistol 4/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)

ITEMS Mysterious Package (MISSION CRITICAL ITEM) Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone BLOODSTAINED, DAMAGED Pin-Striped Suit+Tie W/ Bowler Hat, Black Pants (Fancy.) Pink Suit/Tie Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops most pistol/SMG rounds and shotgun pellets) Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs

RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 Taser Ammo: 3 .50: 6 6x35mm: 20 .44 Henry: 4 Overall Health: BADLY WOUNDED Blood: [lllllll---] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: SHOT [llllll----] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: SHOT [lllll-----] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]