open case and consume the ayylien artifact
You consume the alien artifact, rendering the entire thread unwinnable. That, and the alien artifact isn't safe to eat. You instantly die from how toxic it is to humans.
Autosave reloading again...tape weapons together optimized for less recoil, let it rip on the icecream truck drivers
deliver one liner
"You just got icecreamed"
You have a brilliant idea: Tape your guns together! You don't have any tape, though. You see a arts and crafts store approaching you, however. Maybe you can crash through there and swipe the tape?
PAF PAF PAF
You lean out of your helicopter landboat and open up on the drivers with your Hand Cannon!
John McClass pops off two rounds from the Hand Cannon at Ice Cream Truck 4, striking the Passenger in the arms twice BLOWING IT OFF!
The Templar Rifle slips from Passenger 4's grasp.Passenger 4 screams in agony and fires a .38 Revolver one handed at John McClass, hitting the landboat to no effect!
Blonde Driver and Passenger 1 let it rip! Blonde Driver takes precision aim while Passenger 1 suppresses!
John McClass manages to avoid being shot!
Fedora Driver IS GUNNING THE ENGINE AND PREPARING TO RAM YOU.
Driver w/ Shades IS ALSO GUNNING THE ENGINE AND PREPARING TO RAM YOU.
Driver in a Tuxedo pushes a button on the dashboard of his truck, revealing that the Ice Cream Truck has a pair of rifles mounted into it!
John McClass whips out the PDW and fires a three-round burst, striking Blonde Driver in the torso and wounding him!
Blonde Driver yelps in pain and accidentally swerves the truck into a fire hydrant!
Passenger 2 fires the ENTIRE Auto Shotgun magazine into the land boat, putting a slight dent into it!
Ice Cream Truck 1(FALLING BEHIND)Blonde Driver(MajorWounds) armed with Sawn-Off Rifle 7.62x54mm
Some Passenger armed with 9mm Machine Pistol
Ice Cream Truck 2(ABOUT TO RAM YOU)Fedora Driver armed with .45 Pistol
Some Passenger armed with Auto Shotgun
Ice Cream Truck 3(BRACE FOR IMPACT!)Driver With Shades armed with .50 Penetrator Rifle
Some Passenger armed with 7.62 Communist Special
Ice Cream Truck 4 armed with Mounted Rifle x2Driver in a Tuxedo armed with Ventilator Rifle 5.56
Passenger 4(NearDEATH, LostArm) armed with .38 Revolver
WEAPONS BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 Henry 5/8 Hand Cannon .50 6/8 (Massive recoil) 6x35mm PDW 27/30 (Spray and pray.) Tranquilizer Pistol 4/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)
| ITEMS Mysterious Package (MISSION CRITICAL ITEM) Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pink Suit/Tie Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops most pistol/SMG rounds and shotgun pellets) EQUIPPED Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs
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RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 Taser Ammo: 3 .50: 6 6x35mm: 20 .44 Henry: 4
Overall Health: LIGHTLY WOUNDED Blood: [lllllll---] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: SHOT [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: SHOT [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] |