Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 681005 times)

You get a jar with a plastic figure of Jack Sparrow in it.

I insert an old Toshiba laptop.

You get a brand new macbook. However, some joker installed windows 11 on it.

I insert a Mega Man X cartridge

You got... cheated. No more Ali-express for you.

I insert –1.

you get 23.06 zimbabwean dollars

i insert a platypus

you hear what sounds like flesh & bone being crushed along with upset platypus sounds emanating from the vending machine. it's probably fine

i insert a harmonica and a single a 9mm round into the vending machine

you get a gunmonica. blow to fire out of the side.

i insert the concept of an upset platypus

you get a happy beaver with a sad duck

I insert an arrowhead water bottle