Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Pepp]

You get a jar with a plastic figure of Jack Sparrow in it.

I insert an old Toshiba laptop.

You get a brand new macbook. However, some joker installed windows 11 on it.

I insert a Mega Man X cartridge

[Ad Bot]

[Master Matthew²]

You got... cheated. No more Ali-express for you.

I insert Ð1.

[Smashed_Eggs]

you get 23.06 zimbabwean dollars

i insert a platypus

[BlocklandLuver2145]

you hear what sounds like flesh & bone being crushed along with upset platypus sounds emanating from the vending machine. it's probably fine

i insert a harmonica and a single a 9mm round into the vending machine

[maxymax13]

you get a gunmonica. blow to fire out of the side.

i insert the concept of an upset platypus

[Blockomaniac]

you get a happy beaver with a sad duck

I insert an arrowhead water bottle

[Pompmaker2]

you get a dasani water bottle

I insert $1

[Potatoh]

you get 362 singular zimbabwe dollars

i insert 100 not very sharp knives

[bloody jumper]

You get one knife in return, upon taking it out of the bottom receptacle, the knife cuts the very atoms in the air, causing a huge explosion and vaporizing everything for 30m radius, and somehow leaving the machine untouched.

I insert a lighter which is out of fluid.

[foulprairiedog]

A gallon of lighter fluid sprays out of the machine.

I insert a roll of dental floss.

[NumberOneTuxedo]

in return you receive a big package of toothbrushes. no toothpaste though, sorry

i insert a big thing of toothpaste to compensate

[Wiiplay123]

You get a gallon jug of mouthwash.

I insert a 2 dollar bill.

[Smashed_Eggs]

black tentacles come out and take you
he wanted 20 dollars

i insert a plasma globe

[Masterlegodude]

You get a debilitating shock

* Masterlegodude inserts the info_player_start entity from Valve's Hammer Editor program

[Goth77]

* Masterlegodude inserts the info_player_start entity from Valve's Hammer Editor program

you receive info_player_stop entity from Valve's Hammer Editor program

I insert a golden brick shaped key