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Do HIGH ROLLERS (Pass or Fail or Blockade Blasters)-ish thread now or later (Option 1 wins. This thread is now on hold.)

Put this current thread on hold and just do it.
4 (66.7%)
Finish this thread first and keep your track record of actually finishing your stuff most of the time
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Total Members Voted: 6

Author Topic: The Deal [Hiatus]  (Read 11634 times)

Change 100% crit chance to Immortality. Stomp in his skull. Proceed to rip off his richard and throw it out the window.

Change 100% crit chance to Immortality. Stomp in his skull. Proceed to rip off his richard and throw it out the window.

You feel corrupted by your use of cheats. A bad feeling that something terrible lies ahead begins to infiltrate your mind.

You turn invincible and lift your foot up, preparing to stomp in the Boss's skull. The grenades in the room detonate before your foot can make contact, turning the Boss into a bloody red smear and sending you flying out the window through the shutters. You land in an alleyway right next to the Briefcase just as a group of Rival Mobsters pull up to the warehouse and demand the Briefcase via the megaphone. The Rival Mobsters get no response.



WEAPONS
Tranquilizer Rifle 3/3 (Put people or elephants to sleep)
Rainbow Sword (Pretty and shiny. Also good for stabbing)
entrepreneur  Staff (Unleash your inner Svenson)
Sawn-Off Shotgun 2/2
Taser Shotgun 6/6 (Extended Range Brutality)
BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 2/8 (Weapon of choice.)
Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck)
Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike)
Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)
Pepper Spray 10/10 (Perfect for brutalizing protesters.)
Stun Gun (Apply directly to skin.)
Flashbang x7 (Blind and disorient people. Might cause burns and set things on fire.)
Stinger Grenade x3 (Causes EXTREME pain and disorientation, might kill)
Pepperball 10/20 (Shoots modified paintballs for quick KOs)
Collapsible Baton (Symbol of oppression.)
ITEMS
Violin Case (Something heavy is inside this)
Not-So Mysterious Package
Briefcase full of Diamonds (MISSION CRITICAL)
Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin')
Smartphone
Pink Suit/Tie [llllllllll]
Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops shotguns, most pistols/SMGs) [lllll-----]
Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.)
Purple Handcuffs
Roll of Tape
Scribbled piece of paper
EXTRA AMMO
Shotgun Shell: 1
.44: 4
Tranq Dart: 4
Taser Cartridge: 3
Taser Shell: 6
Pepper Spray: 14
Pepperball: 10

Overall Health: BADLY WOUNDED Blood: [llllllllll]
Head: BRUISED, BEATEN [lllll-----] Torso: LIGHT WOUNDS [llllllll--]
Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Leg: BURNED [llllll----] Right Leg: BURNED [lll-------]

HAX Effect: Immortality(2 minutes left)
Level of HAX Corruption: SOMEWHAT LOW [lll-----]

Walk through them. You still got that stuff man.

Walk through them. You still got that stuff man.

You calmly walk into the mass of Rival Mobsters while flaunting the briefcase. The Rivals unleash a salvo of gunfire that bounces off of you. After a full minute of shooting at you, the Rivals realize what's happening and bugger off, leaving you alone to swagger through the streets to your Employer's workplace.

WEAPONS
Tranquilizer Rifle 3/3 (Put people or elephants to sleep)
Rainbow Sword (Pretty and shiny. Also good for stabbing)
entrepreneur  Staff (Unleash your inner Svenson)
Sawn-Off Shotgun 2/2
Taser Shotgun 6/6 (Extended Range Brutality)
BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 2/8 (Weapon of choice.)
Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck)
Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike)
Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)
Pepper Spray 10/10 (Perfect for brutalizing protesters.)
Stun Gun (Apply directly to skin.)
Flashbang x7 (Blind and disorient people. Might cause burns and set things on fire.)
Stinger Grenade x3 (Causes EXTREME pain and disorientation, might kill)
Pepperball 10/20 (Shoots modified paintballs for quick KOs)
Collapsible Baton (Symbol of oppression.)
ITEMS
Violin Case (Something heavy is inside this)
Not-So Mysterious Package
Briefcase full of Diamonds (MISSION CRITICAL)
Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin')
Smartphone
Pink Suit/Tie [llllllllll]
Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops shotguns, most pistols/SMGs) [lllll-----]
Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.)
Purple Handcuffs
Roll of Tape
Scribbled piece of paper
EXTRA AMMO
Shotgun Shell: 1
.44: 4
Tranq Dart: 4
Taser Cartridge: 3
Taser Shell: 6
Pepper Spray: 14
Pepperball: 10

Overall Health: BADLY WOUNDED Blood: [llllllllll]
Head: BRUISED, BEATEN [lllll-----] Torso: LIGHT WOUNDS [llllllll--]
Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Leg: BURNED [llllll----] Right Leg: BURNED [lll-------]

HAX Effect: Immortality(1 minute left)
Level of HAX Corruption: SOMEWHAT LOW [lll-----]

Use the last minute of had to heal yourself up

Use the last minute of had to heal yourself up

You heal yourself up and continue walking to your employer's workplace. The immortality eventually expires, and a man in a trenchcoat walks by, discreetly passing you a note.

Quote
If you value the integrity of the universe, you will STOP hacking. We beg of you. We know of you.

WEAPONS
Tranquilizer Rifle 3/3 (Put people or elephants to sleep)
Rainbow Sword (Pretty and shiny. Also good for stabbing)
entrepreneur  Staff (Unleash your inner Svenson)
Sawn-Off Shotgun 2/2
Taser Shotgun 6/6 (Extended Range Brutality)
BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 2/8 (Weapon of choice.)
Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck)
Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike)
Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)
Pepper Spray 10/10 (Perfect for brutalizing protesters.)
Stun Gun (Apply directly to skin.)
Flashbang x7 (Blind and disorient people. Might cause burns and set things on fire.)
Stinger Grenade x3 (Causes EXTREME pain and disorientation, might kill)
Pepperball 10/20 (Shoots modified paintballs for quick KOs)
Collapsible Baton (Symbol of oppression.)
ITEMS
Violin Case (Something heavy is inside this)
Not-So Mysterious Package
Briefcase full of Diamonds (MISSION CRITICAL)
Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin')
Smartphone
Pink Suit/Tie [llllllllll]
Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops shotguns, most pistols/SMGs) [lllll-----]
Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.)
Purple Handcuffs
Roll of Tape
Scribbled piece of paper
EXTRA AMMO
Shotgun Shell: 1
.44: 4
Tranq Dart: 4
Taser Cartridge: 3
Taser Shell: 6
Pepper Spray: 14
Pepperball: 10

Overall Health: HEALTHY Blood: [llllllllll]
Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

Level of HAX Corruption: SOMEWHAT LOW [lll-----]

Communicate with the fourth wall

turn on the super throw hack, write "Sorry but i kinda need it hope u understand babe xoxo"
then throw it to him and turn off the super throw hack.


read note

You already did.

Communicate with the fourth wall

ERROR: COMMAND BLOCKED.

turn on the super throw hack, write "Sorry but i kinda need it hope u understand babe xoxo"
then throw it to him and turn off the super throw hack.

You superthrow the note back into the Stranger's hands. He reads it, sees your handiwork, and runs off, disgusted. "I tried to help!" He yells. "You're going to kill us all with those cheats!"

You eventually arrive at your Employer's workplace and drop the Briefcase into the slot.

MISSION 01 COMPLETED: The Mobsters
PLAYSTYLES AWARDED: PACIFIST, MAN OF PEACE


MISSION 02: Retrieve the Golden entrepreneur  Staff from the Docks

Your employers call you. Your new objective is to retrieve a Golden entrepreneur  Staff from the Docks. This one should be easy, as there are only workers and security guards at the Docks.

Also, you should get a car somehow. The Docks are on the other side of the city.

WEAPONS
Tranquilizer Rifle 3/3 (Put people or elephants to sleep)
Rainbow Sword (Pretty and shiny. Also good for stabbing)
entrepreneur  Staff (Unleash your inner Svenson)
Sawn-Off Shotgun 2/2
Taser Shotgun 6/6 (Extended Range Brutality)
BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 2/8 (Weapon of choice.)
Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck)
Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike)
Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)
Pepper Spray 10/10 (Perfect for brutalizing protesters.)
Stun Gun (Apply directly to skin.)
Flashbang x7 (Blind and disorient people. Might cause burns and set things on fire.)
Stinger Grenade x3 (Causes EXTREME pain and disorientation, might kill)
Pepperball 10/20 (Shoots modified paintballs for quick KOs)
Collapsible Baton (Symbol of oppression.)
ITEMS
Violin Case (Something heavy is inside this)
Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin')
Smartphone
Pink Suit/Tie [llllllllll]
Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops shotguns, most pistols/SMGs) [lllll-----]
Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.)
Purple Handcuffs
Roll of Tape
Scribbled piece of paper
EXTRA AMMO
Shotgun Shell: 1
.44: 4
Tranq Dart: 4
Taser Cartridge: 3
Taser Shell: 6
Pepper Spray: 14
Pepperball: 10

Overall Health: HEALTHY Blood: [llllllllll]
Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

Level of HAX Corruption: WHY, GOD, WHY? [llllll--] ayy
« Last Edit: October 26, 2015, 09:17:42 AM by tber123 »

Call for a taxi, KO the guy, take the taxi and speed away to the docks

Open console and do print("hi people who want me to stop hacking. What will happen if I continue?";

Call for a taxi, KO the guy, take the taxi and speed away to the docks
nah, spawn a nissian gtr 34 with white stripes
(also other cool stuffs like neons and spoilers) and upgraded to the max.

spawn some juice too.

Open console and do print("hi people who want me to stop hacking. What will happen if I continue?";

Quote from: Developer Console
Who the hell told you to stop hacking? Haven't you SEEN the power of hacking?
Hey, Buddy! He's going to cause stuff to get triple lovecraftian or something if he keeps hacking!
Ignore the green guy. You should TOTALLY keep hacking! DO IT!

Call for a taxi, KO the guy, take the taxi and speed away to the docks

You call for a Red taxi. It pulls up next to you, and you prepare to beat the driver senseless with your entrepreneur  Staff....
nah, spawn a nissian gtr 34 with white stripes
(also other cool stuffs like neons and spoilers) and upgraded to the max.

spawn some juice too.

When you decide to unleash your newfound hacking powers and spawn a loveier car, upgraded to the max! Best of all, it has a cup holder with a can full of juice already inside it! You start cruising in style to the Docks, blaring Classical music at max volume all the way. You notice a green Police Car with a strange symbol tailing behind you, and then things start happening.

A slight fog sets in to the world.

"STOP THE CAR! WE NEED TO TALK!" A voice shouts on the speakers.

The fog gets darker and darker around you.

"DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO DO THIS THE HARD WAY! <roosters Gun>"

The fog continues to get darker and darker. Visibility cuts out to 10-20 feet ahead of you, and the fog is now turning dark grey.

"WE BEG OF YOU! STOP!" The Police Car's driver shouts at you.

"NO! KEEP GOING!" A second, deeper voice suddenly shouts over the speakers! A brown Police Car appears behind the green Police Car! "IGNORE THE HERETIC! KILL HIM!"

"DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!" The first voice pleads.

GREEN Police Car Driver armed with Sawn-Off Rifle 7.92 x 57mm Mauser, Green Security Guard Uniform
BROWN Police Car Driver armed with MetaRifle 6.8x43mm SPC, Brown Suit & Tie

WEAPONS
Tranquilizer Rifle 3/3 (Put people or elephants to sleep)
Rainbow Sword (Pretty and shiny. Also good for stabbing)
entrepreneur  Staff (Unleash your inner Svenson)
Sawn-Off Shotgun 2/2
Taser Shotgun 6/6 (Extended Range Brutality)
BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 2/8 (Weapon of choice.)
Tranquilizer Pistol 5/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck)
Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike)
Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)
Pepper Spray 10/10 (Perfect for brutalizing protesters.)
Stun Gun (Apply directly to skin.)
Flashbang x7 (Blind and disorient people. Might cause burns and set things on fire.)
Stinger Grenade x3 (Causes EXTREME pain and disorientation, might kill)
Pepperball 10/20 (Shoots modified paintballs for quick KOs)
Collapsible Baton (Symbol of oppression.)
ITEMS
Violin Case (Something heavy is inside this)
Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin')
Smartphone
Pink Suit/Tie [llllllllll]
Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops shotguns, most pistols/SMGs) [lllll-----]
Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.)
Purple Handcuffs
Roll of Tape
Scribbled piece of paper
EXTRA AMMO
Shotgun Shell: 1
.44: 4
Tranq Dart: 4
Taser Cartridge: 3
Taser Shell: 6
Pepper Spray: 14
Pepperball: 10

Vehicle: Nissan GTR 34 w/ White Stripes
Overall Health: HEALTHY Blood: [llllllllll]
Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

Level of HAX Corruption: JESUS loving CHRIST [██████████GOD HELP ME██████████] ayylmao
« Last Edit: October 26, 2015, 07:50:12 PM by tber123 »

"forget BOTH OF YOU"
Summon Neutral Conscience.