Author Topic: Do your best to write a story with your eyes closed under 60 seconds. (Read 46480 times)

The Titanium · December 05, 2010, 10:56:56 AM

The idea is that you can write an extremely stuffty story by desperate attempt to form a story, characters, a preposition, and a conclusion of sorts in under sixty seconds while not allowed to see what you are actually writing to prevent any attempt at fixing anything. You are also not allowed to use backspace or delete.
Suggestion is to base the story off of something you like.
Perhaps some of the outcomes may be reminiscent of squirrelking's works.

Online timer: http://www.online-stopwatch.com/

AUDIO RENDITIONS:
These are stories I found messed up or funny enough to attempt and make an audio version of. Yes, I am embarrassed of these.

THEDS stuffTY CASKTLES

Quote from: blueleaf on December 05, 2010, 01:35:55 PM

New story because the last one sucked rooster

THEDS stuffTY CASKTLES

oncejf upon a timw thernxe was a prinjncesas wwwhioo livvverthed in s big dcastle. THre casTlen wats verrtuy stuffty. one daeaasy, a prince came to thue stufftethy cstledsd. he triedd to clinbbd thw stuffty caryugle, but thw stuffety casktke w\s too stuffty, anfd ijnt loveploded andd died. TBE pricnesrx died tooo. the princez was executewcd for being a douce bagh ancddhg killing the princezs andn teh stuffteh casfltle. tehsn th4y alll diddied.
teh loving end

ADRENALINE

Quote from: Thousandth Beam on December 05, 2010, 03:06:41 PM

I woke up, with swaeat drioppping from myu gorejhead. I wondfered whjen it would come and get me. I looked at my watcj/ midnighe. I wished goer the radience of the sun, as i hated the night. all the shafows, leering over me just made me want to sit a little inside. I tried to sleep again, bu tit was to no avai. as io

oh my god what did i just type

"AXIS"

Quote from: Rookie on December 05, 2010, 03:59:00 PM

,axis ;ppl at the generator when something came up on his face no just kiddigng a messafge came up and it said oh noes singularity immemntn max sis a poopy whoipe in his pants and ran out byr things happend and the city was gone

max survived he ran to a abandond store and took evertinh and punched some trees and crafted planks and make sticks and a shovel and went under ground where he got killed by man eating spiders

the end

"BLUE CHEESE"

Quote from: brawlman14365 on December 05, 2010, 04:30:48 PM

ONCE APON AN TIME THERE WAS AN BOY WHO DID AN THING AND MADE SOME DINNER
he then easploderd abd are cgeese ,
blue cheese/
the end

What I attempted to type:
Once upon a time there was a boy who did a thing and made some dinner.
He then exploded and ate cheese,
blue cheese.
The end

JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING ANTALOPE AND HIS FRIEND MR WIGGUMS

Quote from: tails on December 05, 2010, 05:45:47 PM

john the time traveling space antalope and his friend mr wiggums,
BY JOVE WIGGUMS I'VE FALLEN INTO SOME KIND OF ELECTRICAL TRAP THING, BLIMEY, HE SEPONDED, I'LD BETTER GET YOU OUT THEN I GUESS. SO HE DID. THEN THEY TRAVELED IN TIME FOREVER. THE END.

Please send all cheques to..me.

"COOKIES"

Quote from: Mr.jacksaunt on December 05, 2010, 11:10:55 AM

once t here was a boy who abted ti naje sine ciijuesm si ge vajed tgen ub ab iven, then it blow up, and he went into the hospital, amd je hot a face transplant.
oh god what.
Translation:
Once there was a bot who wanted to make some cookies, so he baked them in an oven, then it blew up, and he went into the hospital, and he had a face transplant.

THE MINER AND THE MAGIC WOODFISH

Quote from: Man 2 on December 05, 2010, 07:10:32 PM

The Miner and the Magic Woodfish
By Man 2

ONce upon a time there was a miner named Joseph who lived in the magical mining kingdom of Chile. One time, while mining, he discovered a magical fish made of wood. It could walk and talk and fire deadly weapons just like any other fish could. The fish said to him, "JOSEPH DIE!" and shot Joseph to death with his dorsal fin lasers.

End

"DARK PLACE"

Quote from: Rookie on December 05, 2010, 09:40:01 PM

i looked into the deep black of the void in which i sat. it wasnt cold, or hot, nothing exists in the void. just me. just me. i feel the walls of the place i call home. dark, no feeling, there is noting, a imaginarry entity placed there as an obstical, impassible. i sat, in my dark place alone.

my dark place alone, my soul.

FRIGGIN' DRAGONS

Quote from: Unwritten Calender on December 05, 2010, 11:05:07 PM

FRIGGIN' DRAGONS

THERE WAS A DRAGON, A GREEN ONE. HE WAS FAT AND UGLY AND STUPID. HE NEEDED TO LOSE WEIGHT AND BE HANDSOME AND BE SMARTER
THE END

THE GIANT

Quote from: Sunthiel on December 05, 2010, 11:28:59 PM

The giant

there was a giant who lived in the mountains who want to eat dinnerso he ate peoples
and peoples said no and giant said yes and peoples said you suck giant and giant sad
the end

SPACE CATS

Quote from: Travis [bob36455] on December 10, 2010, 10:09:52 PM

SPACE CATS

THERE ONCE WAS A BOY NAMED ANDY WHO LOVED DUCKS SO MUCH THAT HE WOKE ONE MORNING TO BE A DUCK "Oh no I am a duck quack" SO ANDY MUST GO ON A ADVENTURE TO PSPACE CAT MOUNTAIN TO BECBACK INTO A BOY BUT HE HAS TO GO INTO THE DRAGONS CAVE, THE TROLL BRIDGE, AND THEN LISTEN THROUGH THE BACK PACK SONG TO GET TO THE RAINBOW.WHILE ON THE WAYH, HE SHALL INCOUNTER A MAP THAT IS ON CRACK. QUACK.

EIND

MT. PANTS

Quote from: Glitchman365 on December 10, 2010, 02:42:12 PM

Once upon a time I peed in mt pants and died. then I came alive and exploded. ueu.

"STUPID EMO LAWN"

Quote from: Kearn on December 18, 2010, 03:56:07 PM

I HATE EVERYTHING

Once upon a time there was a STUPID EMO LAWN THAT CUT ITSELF AND WHEN IT DIED EVERYONE WAS HAPPY THE END

"IKETHEGENERIC"

Quote from: shafin25 on December 23, 2010, 04:56:38 AM

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Wtf did I just type.

"PHYCO_MAN57"

Quote from: phyco_man57 on December 23, 2010, 02:25:26 PM

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JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING ANTELOPE RETURNS BUT WHERE THE HELL IS RMR WIGGUMS?

Quote from: tails on December 31, 2010, 05:27:07 PM

I want to do a sequel to my story.

JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING SPACE ANTALOPE RETURNS BUT WHERE THE HELL IS RMR WIGGUMS
MR WIGGUMS I CANT FIND YOU YOU'RE INVISIBLE OR SOMETHING
I AM OVER HERE SIR BEHIN D THIS LARGE TREE
OH THAT'S ALRIGHT THEN
LETS HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT

THE FOOD GIVING CRCIA

Quote from: otto-san on March 28, 2011, 07:18:05 PM

I name this "The Food Giving CrCIA"

Once someone trued t = fuve ne sinetgubg ti eat vyt u sad nbo ab tgeb u was gybdrt kater abd asjed fir sn=inetgubg i eat abd tgey sad bi and u was kuje :wky nab: abd gt was kuje "u alreadt ATE UT" abd u screaned abd dued

Christ that was horrible.

"ONCE UPON A TIME"

Quote from: Socky on April 21, 2011, 11:40:59 PM

once upon a time

there aeas onece a person who fared and then he dieded the almost end becuase he then baught blockland and then he played it but he was idoit and he wwas shjunned upom the people and then he quite then he trolled the forums and his name was rookie

then eng

"2OLLUX"

Quote from: Jetlok on May 27, 2011, 07:30:54 PM

hii ii'm 2ollux and today we are goiing to teach you how to be not 2uch a forgetiing loser okay 2tep one, 2tfu and 2top wiith the CUNT 2 10 TOPICICS YOU IIDIIOT2 GOT DAMN forgetIING 2HIT monday2 WAIIT IS2 THII2 IIN CAP2 I II CANT TELL CUZ IIM CLO2ING MY EYE2 forget MY LII2P LOL WAIT WAHT OKAY LOOK AT THII2 0U0 OH QIT THAT2 2TUPIID OH WELL

"FABLES OF THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING IN IT"

Quote from: Wedge on March 28, 2011, 08:29:39 PM

Each of these was written in 60 seconds.

fables of the universe and everything in it
this timeless collection of fables from eons ago will warm your heart and sanswer your burning questions, like how the camel got its bump or why the tuttle is faster than the rabbit. this tim collection of fables has been carefully arranged by world renknowned scholar and student wedge, a

how tuttle beat rabbit
turtle and rabibt raced a lot and turtle always lost. Hahaaha you are too slow said the rabbit. Turtule was angry so he decided to bea t the rabbit at the race. They hand a new race and this time turtle had a trick. He paid fox with some hash to kill the rabbit. the reace began and the fox ate the rabbit

the morale is do not get eaten by a fox

the tale of the kking and the butterfly
there once was a king who hated his wife a lot so he wished she would turn into a buttefly. Well she did turn into a butterfly and the king got very upset because his wife was gone. so he killed the butterfly and then she turned back into a woman except she wass dead.

the morale of the store is to not be a butterfly

how the camel got its hump
the camel started off as a horse. he was always going around the desert and he was always very thirsty because there was not water in the desert. one day he found a lake and he drank up the whole lake because he was very thirsty and it turned into a big lump on his back

you should always be very thirsty when you see a lake because something good might happen

the fox and the grapes
in africa one day there was a fox and a girraffe which is like a horse with a long neck. there was a tree and it had some grapes growing in it. The giraffe ate some grapes but the fox couldn't eat them so he called the girraffe names and ate dates instead.

dates are known around the wrold as being a lame fruit, don't be a fox and eat some grapes

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Momentum · December 05, 2010, 10:59:59 AM

Here, I'll try.

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kevin 51l · December 05, 2010, 11:01:43 AM

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Momentum · December 05, 2010, 11:01:53 AM

Ehh, that story sucked, I'll try again:

Jhoebhbkrbfkin RBI ykhv. Uvlikll f dj m r d k nf
kk c gmkb
gvb

LaCuckooRacha · December 05, 2010, 11:05:52 AM

Oncr there was an uhly barnscle. He was so ugly, that eberyine died. The dnd.

The Titanium · December 05, 2010, 11:06:07 AM

one day a guy named bob was walking down a hill and he sayu awwp aaa apple and he went to get it but it was sepxlode so i awent and oot t another one adn he was not explode so okay then a guy anmed bloop sayd oH NO ITS NOT AN EXPLODE so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he went down the hill again and then say mpore bloop because blop was abd guy because he felt like it not the end THE END but PS he was NOT EXPLDOE

Mr.jacksaunt · December 05, 2010, 11:10:55 AM

once t here was a boy who abted ti naje sine ciijuesm si ge vajed tgen ub ab iven, then it blow up, and he went into the hospital, amd je hot a face transplant.
oh god what.
Translation:
Once there was a bot who wanted to make some cookies, so he baked them in an oven, then it blew up, and he went into the hospital, and he had a face transplant.

*Magick* Mage · December 05, 2010, 11:12:43 AM

But if our eyes are closed, how do we know 60 seconds has gone by? :c

WingZero · December 05, 2010, 11:13:35 AM

DOOM: Repercussions of Evil

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons. "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

The Titanium · December 05, 2010, 11:14:57 AM

http://www.online-stopwatch.com/

The Titanium · December 05, 2010, 11:15:51 AM

Quote from: Mr.jacksaunt on December 05, 2010, 11:10:55 AM

once t here was a boy who abted ti naje sine ciijuesm si ge vajed tgen ub ab iven, then it blow up, and he went into the hospital, amd je hot a face transplant.
oh god what.

lol, win

Tyler66 · December 05, 2010, 11:16:54 AM

Quote from: The Titanium on December 05, 2010, 11:14:57 AM

http://www.online-stopwatch.com/

My science teacher uses that :o

paulcall · December 05, 2010, 11:18:30 AM

OnCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A BOY NAMED DR. CREEPER WHO TYPED IN UPPERCASES LIKE THIS. HE WAS SO LOUD THAT ONE DAY HE WENT SSSSSSSSssssssss next to a miner and went KABOOM! R,U,OP Miner, we will surely miss you some day sdjfldsfdjsfl. I wonder what's 2
(2 is,

TeslaCoil · December 05, 2010, 11:19:30 AM

THe recover the isotipe byt they didn't

The Titanium · December 05, 2010, 11:21:58 AM

Quote from: TeslaCoil on December 05, 2010, 11:19:30 AM

THe recover the isotipe byt they didn't

*THEY REVOCER THE ISOTROPE BUT THEY DONT

Quote from: paulcall on December 05, 2010, 11:18:30 AM

OnCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A BOY NAMED DR. CREEPER WHO TYPED IN UPPERCASES LIKE THIS. HE WAS SO LOUD THAT ONE DAY HE WENT SSSSSSSSssssssss next to a miner and went KABOOM! R,U,OP Miner, we will surely miss you some day sdjfldsfdjsfl. I wonder what's 2
(2 is,

lol.

Quote from: Tyler66 on December 05, 2010, 11:16:54 AM

My science teacher uses that :o

My inglesh teacher uses it.

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Author Topic: Do your best to write a story with your eyes closed under 60 seconds. (Read 46480 times)

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