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Author Topic: off loving sucks  (Read 164762 times)

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behold pretentious hipster trash the internet tricked into playing

   off is a stuffty french(very important) rpg where you play as some bat wielding motherforgeter named the batter whose sole purpose is to go around and hit ghosts and stuff with your bat on your quest to "purify" ass backwards land where everything is surreal. the game begins by dumping your ass into tutorial island where you learn game mechanics and some weird 4th wall stuff that manages to hold your attention for the entire five minutes because it seems like there is enough flexibility to carry the title. everything past this point is a boring as forget rehash of what you learned there with slight modifications.

   after tutorial land you get your ass dumped into greenville and learn instantly that most of the game is a boring slog through dull as forget random enemy encounters that serve to only delay the player by around 30 seconds each time one of these chumps pop up. the fighting mechanics are boring as stuff and devolve into spam your strongest attack on everything because the limit on that stuff is strong attack points or something and those are so plentiful that you never have to worry about running out unless you are grinding or some stuff and you shouldnt be grinding because this game is piss easy. i seriously never died while playing this garbage even to the bosses who feel like normal enemies with a stuffload of hp and some easily removable debuffs. random encounters are also too frequent (read: they exist) in a game with such stuff combat so it makes going anywhere a chore as you have to weigh the cost of exploration with do i really feel like blowing even more of my life fighting the same mobs after i grab some stuff item that i wont even use because of how easy this game is. all of this could be forgiven if the game had seriously anything else going for it but it doesnt because the crown jewel of this stuff heap is supposedly the story and world building but that blows donkey dong too.

   the world of off can be summed up in one word. that word is surreal but you can swap urreal with hit and it would work too. there is nothing going for the world other than its surreal. please look how surrel this stuff is nothing works like it would in normal life. there is nothing under the surface of the surrealness because the game chucks rooster for sport and the story is also boring and vague as forget so it doesnt help. the batter is the equivalent of ghostbuster crusader with a baseball bat and that sounds not stuff in concept but it is because nothing is loving explained ever. and im not talking about dark souls look at the item and it tells you about the world ever im talking about loving ever yo. some cat forgeter tells you that you are going to go kill ghosts and stuff and you do and then the last part of the game is dream within a dream levels of handicapation because the game attempts to do some vague ass we are trying to make this look like its all a dream/imagination figment/whatever stuff garbage that loving blows because its loving dumb and convoluted and i never once felt i cared for this stuff ever because of how atrociously dull everything and anything is. the end of the game is seriously the mass effect 3 ending -1 choice and -all colors except black and white because i guess there was a painter strike in france that week and your decision doesnt have any impact because its designed for you to fill in your tumblr headcanon instead of having a good story.

overall this game blows ass and has a large cult following of handicaps who convinced me to play through it. just buy undertale or some stuff


after that review the thread spiraled out of control and now i review a bunch of other games no one has played

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http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.75 space funeral review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.90 lieat 1 review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.msg8642019#msg8642019 mimicry man review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.135 presentable liberty review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.164 what its like to get a full body sandpaper waxing
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.240 the gray garden review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.240 slugglish morss review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.270 mogeko castle review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.285 ib review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.300 the witch's house review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.315 profit motive review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.330 ao oni review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.345 ananke review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.375 yume nikki review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.msg8691280#msg8691280 inflation quest review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.390 super columbine massacre rpg review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.405 chrono trigger review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.405 skelemania review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.420 hylics review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.420 station 37 review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.435 space funeral: the legend of earth birth and space funeral 2 reviews
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.450 space funeral 4 review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.465 stellar 2d review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.495 major/minor review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.525 suits: a business rpg review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.525 planetside 2 review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.msg8854195#msg8854195 crypt worlds review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.msg8865531#msg8865531 warhammer 40k dark nexus arena review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.msg8874947#msg8874947 imscared review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.msg8897073#msg8897073 middens review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.msg8935609#msg8935609 out there somewhere review
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.msg8951197#msg8951197 stray cat crossing review
https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.msg8994313#msg8994313 soma review
https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.msg9058584#msg9058584 gender bender dna twister
extreme review
https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.msg9124868#msg9124868 mighty no 9 review
https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.msg9149584#msg9149584 lisa the painful review
https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.msg9193872#msg9193872 bad rats show review
https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.msg9225637#msg9225637 kimulator: fight for your destiny review
https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.msg9243557#msg9243557 home review
https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.msg9286140#msg9286140 unforgiving trials: the space crusade review
https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.msg9312162#msg9312162 spec ops: the line review
https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.msg9365668#msg9365668 unreal review
https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.msg9389774#msg9389774 rwby: grimm eclipse
https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.msg9401510#msg9401510 don't take it personal babe it just aint your story review
https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286581.msg9440186#msg9440186 for honor review


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tier list

essential games
bad tier
  yume nikki

unessential games
good tier
  profit motive

decent tier
  lisa: the painful
  chrono trigger
  station 37
  skelemania
  the witch's house
  unreal
  out there somewhere
  don't take it personal babe its just not your story
  for honor
  warhammer 40k dark nexus arena
  sluggish morss
  space funeral
  planetside 2

mediocre tier
  mighty no 9
  mimicry man
  ib
  space funeral: the legend of earth birth
  
extremely unessential games
boring tier
  rwby: grimm eclipse
  hylics
  mogeko castle
  soma
  presentable liberty
  bad rats show
  imscared (a pixelated nightmare?)
  stray cat crossing
  spookys house of jump scares
  lieat
  ananke
  home
  super columbine massacre rpg
  crypt worlds
  ao oni
  suits: a business rpg
  unforgiving trials: the space crusade
  inflation quest
  stellar 2d
  the chosen rpg

actually uses boredom as a game mechanic tier
  middens

physically revolting tier
  kimulator: fight for your destiny
  major/minor
  gender bender dna twister extreme
  space funeral 4

hell
worse than Riddler tier
  the gray garden

off tier
  off

worse than off tier
  wadanohara and the great blue sea

extras

http://www.mediafire.com/listen/qd9htddt88ku1al/InvestorFightMusic1.ogg that one song from profit motive

http://www.mediafire.com/listen/1aenngabmfnt39n/White_Waking.ogg that one song from space funeral now in loop form

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198025603704/recommended/356670 spookys house of jump scares review that all of you should thumb up

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198025603704/recommended/250340/ blockland review that all of you should thumb up

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=289214.0 space funeral loop that all of you should download




off loving sucks reviews has currently been donated a grand total of

$$$112.99$$$
Hylics - $3 - guy who didnt want to be named
Major/Minor - $10 -glass joe
Out There Somewhere - $0.50 - glass joe
Lieat - $3 - Ninja Decoy
Stray Cat Crossing - $3 - Stick Man
SOMA - $30 - Betelgeuse
Uriel's Chasm - $5 - Clownfish
Uriel's Chasm 2: oy vey - $5 - Stick Man
Drusilla Dreams - $0.50 - Dreams of Cheese
I Am Caligula - $1.00 - Startracker
Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme - $25.00 - Stick Man
Mighty No. 9 - $20.00 - Glass Joe/40 people
Bad Rats Show - $5.00 - Mr Queeba
Kimulator - $1.00 - The Murderous Cop
Unforgiving Trials: The Space Crusade - $0.99 - Startraclker

DISCLAIMER:
« Last Edit: July 16, 2017, 07:49:32 PM by DestroyerOfBlocks »

if you actively post on tumblr you arent allowed to give your opinion in this thread

also i wrote this stuff at 2 am so i dont give a forget

im not giving a download link because noone should subject themselves to this trash but if you want to waste your life in a worse way than you are already its free just google that stuff

16  -  stuff
9    -  forget
5    -  ASS
4    -  loving
1    -  stuffTY
1    -  MOTHERforgetER

20

great scorecard

oh okay then

16  -  stuff
9    -  forget
5    -  ASS
4    -  loving
1    -  stuffTY
1    -  MOTHERforgetER

20

great scorecard
I'm gonna start doing this on other forums when someone rants

i need someone to be my foil and pretend to like off because noone can legitimately like this game so my thread lives

games ok

if you guys like surreal stories or just rpgs in general go look it up
its a fun experience


i don't like off either but was this thread really necessary

EDIT: forget you past yosher this is the best thread in blf history
« Last Edit: January 13, 2017, 03:37:42 PM by Yosher »

it's got some cool music though

i need someone to be my foil and pretend to like off because noone can legitimately like this game so my thread lives
You dislike a game.
Therefore it is mentally impossible to like it.
Okay.

Nice quadruple post OP. (If you include the OP post as a post too)
« Last Edit: October 08, 2015, 06:21:14 AM by Space1255 »

well i can agree on you that the combat is horrible and the random encounters are HORRIBLE

but the game is pretty cool otherwise

it was an okay game, didn't like the final fantasy like combat though